Happy Friday, Lizards! Have some derp from Sir John of Orange:

Do Your Job, Mr. President

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken’s famous saying sums up exactly the choice that President Obama now faces on immigration and tax reform. On both issues, he should resist the siren song of political expediency and stand up to his political base to do the right thing - even though it will be harder.

Boehner is citing H.L. Mencken without irony. WTF.