re: #84 theheat

Yes, I’d pass out if it were a drinking game. I’m surprised they forgot that whole liberals waging a War on Christmas talking point.

Which reminds me, it’s already October. The WoC defenders ought to be in full rage mode before the end of the month, to get the jump on the holidays. If they wait until Thanksgiving, the sneaky liberals and sekrit Muslims may use that chance to cancel Christmas altogether. Anything’s possible with that Hitler-loving commie POTUS sitting in the WH.
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Toby Keith, from the Colbert Christmas Special:

I can’t believe what Christmas
Has come to today
All these atheists and judges
Tryin’ to take it away
No carols in our public schools
No trees in city hall
And they wish you Season’s Greetings
At the shopping mall
Ain’t you sick of it all?

Well, there’s a War on Christmas
It’s under attack
But this year America is taking it back
Separate church and state
That’s what some lawyer said
I say it’s time we separated him from his head
You can call me un-Christian
But that’s not true
‘Cause have I got a present for you