re: #515 WindUpBird
If I ever moved to a small town, it would be precisely to become a hermit and never talk to anyone and live in a gigantic walled compound with laser fencing and night-vision cameras. Assuming I won Powerball or something.
Oh and I need a fleet of supercars. And a panic room, with a secret tunnel portal that leads outside the building. And a tower. And a pet giraffe. Yeah!
Just so.