It is times like this that I am thankful that UpChuck is banned from Twitter. Can you imagine the tweets he’d post in re: #AssaultAtSpringValleyHigh? Just unbridled ugliness.

That said, he has access to Twitter. He’s not being a fucking loudmouth, though. Maybe he got some good advice from the Burns Law Firm in St. Louis and “weev,” his neo-nazi buddy hiding out in eastern Europe who strangely still has a Twitter account. UpChuck is there, though. @CCJFans