re: #485 SanFranciscoZionist

My God. I am so horribly sorry I infringed on your liberties by suggesting that teenagers shouldn’t use tanning beds. What was I thinking? I musta done it FOR THE CHILDRUN!!! Because I CARE, so very very much!!! And I want to control the WHOLE WIDE WORLD with my special caring.

The fucking things cause melanomas. Your OK with that, I guess I’ll fuck off as told to.

///bleep bleepity bleep!

When your that age things like getting cancer just don’t compute the same way. At that age your still immortal or at least feel that way. That stuff is never going to happen to me and of course I’ll be 2 out of the 3 (whatever the stat is) that don’t get it from whatever action. And dying? What’s that?

I found the wrinkle thing to be way more convincing and taken as a much more serious consequence. Especially since the use of tanning beds is based on some sort of vanity and looking good in the first place.