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Onion Reviews Innovative Wearable Feeding Apparatus

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David Simon7/03/2009 6:53:29 pm PDT

re: #52 zombie

I’ve never eaten at Taco Bell!

In fact, I’ve never eaten at Burger King, McDonald’s KFC, or most other fast-food joints either. The only ones I remember ever eating at were Wendy’s and Arby’s, and in both of those cases, only once or twice each.

I think being a vegetarian food nut most of my adult life put a big crimp in my fast food patronage.

I love Taco Bell, but I try to eat vegan at least once a day. And I’m going to pimp a discovery: Smart Dogs Italian Sausage. Better than Tofurky Beer Brats (which are actually pretty good.) Redolent of fennel and a just a hint of hot pepper, they’re better than the real thing.