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Joe the Plumber: 'McCain Used Me'

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Cato the Elder2/14/2010 9:37:21 pm PST

Joe was a groupie who got invited backstage by an aging rock star. They did some blow, went to the rock star’s hotel, and Joe got passed around among the group members for a night of wild sex. They took him on the tour bus for a few weeks and he was cute enough that they even brought him on stage for a while and let him shake his tits and play the tambourine. Then the next album tanked, the group split up, and Joe got a ticket back to Sucksville and now has to pay for his own Ecstasy habit.

It’s a hard old world, Joe.