Despite Obama’s unarguably terrible performance during the first debate, I really don’t see how anyone can ever “win” a debate against Romney. At any given moment he’s likely to flatly deny ever having said things he’s spent the last 18 months harping on, or he says something in public and 12 hours later his campaign spokesman says that isn’t his actual policy stance. I mean, seriously: what the actual fuck.

It’s like debating J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. He’ll say any damned thing to get your money.