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Debunking a Corollary to the Nirth Certifikit Theory

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Salamantis7/29/2009 3:13:56 pm PDT

re: #440 buzzsawmonkey

Smoking pot doesn’t lower your IQ? I don’t know what your criteria for that are, but habitual pot smokers are the slowest-thinking dullards I have ever encountered.

Tell that to Carl Sagan. Or Winston Churchill. Or Friedrich Nietszche. Or Thomas Jefferson. Or John F. Kennedy. Or Bill Clinton. Or Francis Ford Coppola. Or Robert Altman. Or Louis Armstrong. Or Michael Bloomberg. Or Norman Mailer. Or Ted Turner. Or Robert Mitchum. Or Bill Murray. Or Jack Nicholson. Or Bob Dylan. Or Neil Young. Or John Lennon. Or Conan O’Brien. Or Tom Brokaw. Or Harrison Ford. Or Steven King. Or Newt Gingrich.