I’m gonna have to cut out soon….but FBV brought up “and that’s when the fight started”….LOL. So I’ll repost the best one from those two posts, IMHO…..

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started