re: #524 Lidane

The RWNJ God is a Dick, part eleventy:

Alex McFarland: God Punishing America With Obama Presidency, Gay Rights And Immigration

Still trying to figure out why this version of God is worth being worshipped. Can’t come up with a reason.

The worshippers of this God, who is actually cloven hoofed and crimsoned skinned, hope that by licking his nutsack He won’t torture them them too badly when the believers shuffle off this mortal coil. Lemon juice on paper cuts as opposed to being flayed and dipped in molten lava.

Now thinking of this comic. And this one.