Back on topic, the idea that Sarahcuda’s malapropisms are on par with Shakespeare’s writing is laughable. She doesn’t even have the talent to rise to Yogi Berra’s level.

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
- Yogi Berra