Trump just cannot catch a break lately. He delays his announcement of his VP, except he doesn’t really, releases a logo that’s met with universal ridicule, and the Turkish coup even bleeds attention from that, as it fades into the weekend.

By Monday, he’s stuck with a VP he didn’t want, the announcement is a snooze, the coup is over, and it’s obvious to all that the “jihadi” he declared WWIII over is just a hard-drinking, pork-eating ne’er-do-well who was pulling something illegal and tried to escape through a crowd.