re: #538 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Guy runs up to the bartender, “Give me six shots of whiskey! Quick!”
Bartender says (as pouring the shots) , “Why the hurry, pal?”
Guy says (shooting the shots) “If you had what I had you’d be in a hurry too!”
Bartender says, “Oh my. What do you have?”
Guys says (finishing the last shot) “Fifty cents!” Slaps it down on the bar and runs out.

heh,,, I’ve been in dives where fifty cents would get you an entire bottle ,,, AND a hooker !