re: #539 zombie
I think I’m going to start a religion which requires all adherents to dress like circus clowns, including bright pink wig, red nose, and big floppy clown shoes — especially when entering our temples, where clown costumes are universally required.
Then I’ll send out a few clowns to commit a few crimes.
When the police come round, I will insist that they all dress like clowns before stepping onto my sacred temple grounds.
Yeah, that’ll work.
Wow. Jinx. I must have picked up your brain waves when I typed my clown comment. GMTA