re: #539 zombie

I think I’m going to start a religion which requires all adherents to dress like circus clowns, including bright pink wig, red nose, and big floppy clown shoes — especially when entering our temples, where clown costumes are universally required.

Then I’ll send out a few clowns to commit a few crimes.

When the police come round, I will insist that they all dress like clowns before stepping onto my sacred temple grounds.

Yeah, that’ll work.

I was going to say Congress beat you to it, but they don’t wear pink wigs.