re: #475 Killgore Trout

Speaking of dikes and gardening……
My fat lesbian neighbor is trying to mow her lawn. She’s so fat that she has to be in one of those scooter things. I try not to get too involved because I don’t want to become somebody’s care taker. A few weeks ago her knees gave out while trying to get a pile of cakes and cookies from her car to her house. It was really depressing bushing the dirt off frosting and helping her up again.
Well, I can’t stand watching this so I’m off to mow a fucking lawn. Looks like it’s going to gain soon.

A few doors down from me is a Muslim family of Pakistani origin. When mom mows the lawn she wears the full black cloth robe and a hijab. There is nothing any funnier than watching her pull start the mower over and over to get their crappy lawnmower started. Oh jeeze it is a crack up.