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re: #242 EmmmieG

I’m greedy. I want a whole house full of secret passages and hidden caches of cool stuff. I wanna have to solve riddles and find keys and ancient artifacts. I want mysteries.

Welcome to Zork.
You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Although, actually, they don’t make amusement parks ride like this. They should.

Oh, but they do. Or rather, did.
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