re: #541 LudwigVanQuixote

We at the Zionist Occupation Government wish to inform you that for revealing the secret of platform shoes, you will need to be re-educated. Your check is being cancelled, but please have a bagel and a little tea while you wait for the corrections assistants to help you with your faulty thinking.

Thank you.

Zionist Occupation of Remulak.

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Sigh. The platform shoes. My dad is a big Irish guy, and all my life I’ve been able to find him at Jewish events because he sort of towers over the crowd at your average synagogue function.