My father in law (scraggly old so and so) volunteers at the local rescue mission four days a week… census takers been hanging around there. Tried to interview him, he told the guy five or six times he’s already mailed his in. Finally had to get an employee to go the guy to verify that he volunteers there.

Was funny as hell, kept telling the guy and telling the guy… But, he really is a scraggly looking old guy…

He told me about it last week. I’m still snickering.