The first black president, the first president in ages to win twice by better than 50% of the popular vote, a man who enjoyed better popularity than Reagan, went to the American people. He implored them not to let the progress of the last eight years be turned back, to fight to support that progress and to build upon it. To dream of a better future.

Tonight, millions of Bros said “Fuck that, I’m still salty that Bernie wasn’t nominated!”