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Onion: Girl Raised from Birth by Wolf

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Cato the Elder7/23/2010 7:36:13 pm PDT

Hold on.

Hold hard a minute!

I just had a vision.

Andy Breitbart sprints back in time, to 1968, just before MLK gets murdered.

And Andy posts a scurrilous attack piece on MLK and how he’s a racist and shit. And gets big-time attention from the 1968 media.

And then the next day, MLK gets murdered, and Andy goes on teevee and says “that is not what I meant at all; that is not it, at all”, and how he was just pointing out that black people can be racists and we ought to pound their asses when they do that shit.

Sometimes I have these visions.

Mostly I hope I’m full of crap.