re: #46 Shiplord Kirel

Maybe they plan to apply their superior Hollywood mountain man survival knowledge by living off the land. Here’s a tip, fools: There isn’t much of a living to be had in the Oregon wilderness in winter. That’s one reason bears and other knowledgeable locals stock up, so to speak, and sleep all winter.
Or they might plan to use their superior field craft and ninja magic to sneak past the feds and rob some local Mormons.

Bets on how long before the story twists to Brokeback Mountain…