re: #49 ipsos

More to the point:

TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE FRIENDS.

This is one of the things we know about him.

He may have “friends” who can’t borrow money, but only with the air quotes firmly in place. I don’t think there’s a soul on earth, Ivanka and the boys included, who’d, say, help him move a sofa or drive him to the airport at 4 in the morning in the way that a real friend would do for most of us.

The only requirement my group of friends had when moving was you had to buy pizza at the end of the move. Trump would stiff people on that.