So just to recap, today has seen:

- Jake Wohl and Dim Jim caught trying to manufacture a scandal against Mueller that is now being referred to the FBI
- Kanye suddenly having an attack of sanity and breaking ties with Donny
- Poor Lil Milo having his public appearance canned
- FedEx deciding the NRA’s money is no good anymore
- Donny getting so badly snubbed in Pittsburgh that he’s not even boasting about it

I need a smoke.