re: #545 LudwigVanQuixote

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OK… ummm… I have something terrible to admit…

I helped write the speech.

The one that our great president will give to our nations’ children…

I worked with the psycholinguistics department at Los Alamos for five months on this baby.

The speech is 14 minutes and 53 seconds long. The undertones and subsonic enhancements from the broadcast coupled with the light patterns in the presidential seal are a masterwork of all the research that went into MK Ulttra.

In just 113 seconds, it reduced a test subject, a former marine and life long member of the GOP and the NRA into a vegan!

After just 145 seconds he discovered his feminine side and now wishes to be called Amanda!

This is my masterwork!!!

When it was shown to a platoon of army rangers, they became the following:
You think I’m joking? Those were RANGERS!!!

After five full minutes, this is what it did to Navy SEALS!

Your children have no chance!!!

BWAHAAA HAAA HAAA

And here are the Special Forces:

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