Feed Anne Coulter (and the Tip Jar, and Soldier’s Angels)

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What better to ram down chain-smoking Anne’s emaciated throat in a humanitarian gesture than these fine recipes contributed by LGF readers for the first ever unofficial LGF Cookbook:

Breads
Shabbos Challah
Bara Brith (Speckled Bread)
Irish Soda Bread
Bacon Tomato Cups
Selkirk Bannock
Grandma’s Depression Era Butterhorns
Fabulous Bran Muffins
Naomi’s Date Squares
Buttermilk Biscuits
Lizard Corn Bread

Sauces & Marinades
Coney Island Hot Dog Chili Sauce
Meat Marinade
Coney Island Hot Dog Chili Sauce
Thai Dipping Sauce
Peanut Dipping Sauce
Soy Dipping Sauce
Quick Grilled Flank Steak Marinade

Salads
Janet’s Waldo Salad
Curried Chicken Salad
Winter Fruit Salad With Lemon Poppy Seed Dressing
Kristen’s Strawberry Salad
Broccoli Coleslaw With Ramen Noodles

Snacks & In Between Courses
Best Onion Dip In The Universe
South Texas Holiday Poppers
Pee-Wee Pistolettes*
Cranberry Ice
Hot Crab Dip

Soups & Stews
Miss Trixie’s Winter White Bean Soup
Hungarian Goulash
Chicken Soup
Soupe Aux Oignons Gratinee (French Onion Soup)
Apple Ginger Soup
Songbird’s Famous Green Chili Stew
Rendezvous Garlic Soup
101st Airborne Beer Cheese Soup
Chickpea And Spinach Soup
Chicken Tortilla Soup
Mushroom-Barley Soup
Cream Of Broccoli Soup
Mulligatawny Soup

Main Dishes
Pickled Shrimp
Tater-Tot Hot Dish
Cedar Plank Salmon: Barbeque
Cedar Plank Salmon: In The Oven
Caribbean Lamb Curry
Thai Red Curry Sauce Ribs
Yakitori Chicken
Corned Beef
Crabmeat Au Gratin
Grilled Chicken & Shrimp Kabobs
White Wine Shrimp Parmesan
Grandma’s Chicken Climax
Hurb’s Grilled Tilapia
Lutheran “Some-Kinda-Meat” Hotdish
Yerushalmi Kugel
Lasagna
Fruit Kugel
Chinese Chicken
Kosher Dairy Noodle Kugel
Right_wing2’S Meaty Chili
Passover Matzah Brye
Dandelion Greens And Goat Cheese In Pasta
The Roi’s Pepperoni Chicken And Spaghetti
Moby BBQ
Poor Lizard’s Pasta
What To Take To A Lizard Party When You’ve Drunk Too Much To Put In A Lot Of Effort
Beer Battered Chicken
Red Wine Beef Casserole
Chicken And Broccoli Casserole
Chicken Mardi Gras
Breakfast/Brunch Strata
Sticky Chicken
Ploome’s Easy Chicken
Spicy Thai Burgers
Balsamic Chicken
Crab Lasagna
Grav Lax (Cured Salmon) And Sauce
Easy Meatloaf
Beer Can Chicken
PDX Chicken

Sides
Potato Wedges
Thai Fried Rice
Mushroom Risotto
Phat Woon Sen (Fried Noodles)
Cheese Grits
Farmer’s Market Squash Saute
Lucius Septimius’ Old Stuffing Recipe
Buzzsawmonkey’s Kasha, Rice & Lentils (Krl)
Apricot Bourbon Pecan Sweet Potatoes

Refreshments
Wassail
Almost Irish Cream
Hot Spiced Cranberry Punch
Hot Spiced Cider
Wassail (Part Ii)
Wine Punch

Desserts
Chocolate Zucchini Cake
Quick Peach Cobbler
Miss Trixie’s Gingerbread With Ginger And Lemon
Chocolate Cheesecake
German Chocolate/Caramel Brownies
Poppy Seed Cake
Raspberry Truffle Brownies
Apple-Oatmeal Cookies
Baklava
Peppermint Fluff
Banana Cupcakes
Apple-Sour Cream Bake
Mom’s Pumpkin Pie
Silhouette’s Moravian Sugar Cake
Lizard Cake
Writer Mom’s Sour Cream Pound Cake
Spritz Cookies
Decadent Chocolate Pudding
Chocolate Fondue With Fruit
American Apple Pie
Coconut Pecan Frosting For German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Crumb Apple Pie
Dark Moor Cake
Robert Redford Pie