re: #56 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Every time I leave town, UpChuck is the middle of some crisis or another. I’m not saying there’s any connection, but I could be persuaded to stay home for a sum including at least two commas in the appropriate American style positions.

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We ought instead pay you to come back to the US for a month’s time, by the end of which UpChuck should by rights be in prison.