re: #568 Archimedes

Magazines are inanimate objects. They don’t have any sexual orientation.

This one does. A lot of copulatin’ on the racks late at night. Luckily, the plastic covers prevent the appearance of little pamphlets nine issues from now.

Actually, one of their rude questions was, “Do you indentify as straight?” My answer was:

“What I do with my genitals, if anything, and whether or not I even have genitals, is my own business. If I displayed them in public, then they’d be everybody’s business. But since I don’t display them in public, they are my private concern. Also, I don’t buy into the entire concept of ‘identity politics,’ so I don’t identify as being a member of any group of any type.”