Saw this in a discussion thread in the Plum Line at WaPo.

It cracks me up, and is a nice bit of Pythonery. (If it’s not a word, it oughta be, dammit.)

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what’ve you got?

Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and mosque; egg bacon and mosque; egg bacon sausage and mosque; mosque bacon sausage and mosque; mosque egg mosque mosque bacon and mosque; mosque sausage mosque mosque bacon mosque tomato and mosque;

Vikings: mosque mosque mosque mosque…

Waitress: …mosque mosque mosque egg and mosque; mosque mosque mosque mosque mosque mosque baked beans mosque mosque mosque…

Vikings: mosque mosque! Lovely mosque! Wonderful mosque!

Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and a mosque…