re: #51 engineer dog

because heterosexual soldiers will be kicked out of the military if they dare to mention anything that would indicate that they aren’t gay

right?

Apparently, the argument now is that setting up a situation where bigots in the ranks will either have to shut up and serve or leave hurts our military’s effectiveness. Better to keep the gays in the closet, because then our fighting men don’t have to live in worry that they’re being checked out in the showers.

Meanwhile, the rest of our allies are happy to see that we’ve graduated from the ranks of “special” children and decided to join the 21st century.