re: #55 Dr Lizardo

Ah, yes, the eternally elusive Unified Conspiracy Field Theory. Where all the conspiracies EVER come together in one metaconspiracy. And then it will make perfect sense.

The true grand conspiracy: There is no conspiracy, you aren’t important enough for any to bother trying to fool about anything. You’re just a pathetic loser with delusions of grandeur.

They hate being reminded of that.