Of course not. Selfish fuckers spend their spare time plotting to kill us.
That is, when they’re not crapping in our shoes or pissing in the houseplants.

Owning a cat doesn’t actually seem to have health benefits, @jameshamblin reports. https://t.co/n0vyMyPNqZ pic.twitter.com/T3k2nGRbh3

— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) August 10, 2017