“Noah’s Ark”?

“And thou shalt take two of every kind of weapon, male and female, and load them into the Ark: the knife and its sheath, the gun and its holster, the metal pipe and its socket, the ceremonial Yemeni dagger and its scabbard; two by two shall they enter the Ark, against the day when thou bringest peace unto Gaza.”

—from the lost chapters of Genesis