possible explanations:
1. he is an evil Nazi atheist
2. he is a secret muslim
3. he is planning on UN subjugation
4. he is an evil communist
5. he is an evil socialist
6. he is a witch
7. he has never read the Declaration of Independence
8. as a real Christian, he’s sick of the Deist creator crap
9. he is planning on taking your guns away
10. he will tax the rich till they are poor
11. he masturbates
12. he’s been palling around with terrorists
13. he married a Klingon
14. he’s not American
15. he is an anti-colonialist
16. he’s stupid