re: #55 Pie-onist Overlord

SpiritAir is THE. WORST. AIRLINE. EVER. They’re not even the cheapest because by the time they get through nickel-and-diming you for an aisle seat, window seat, baggage check, carry-on fee, smile from a flight attendant, you could buy a ticket on Delta.

All airlines suck, unless you’re flying business class.

If I were king of the forest there would be two immutable laws: CEOs of companies owning nuclear power plants would live within 1 mile of the plant (or of the oldest plant, in cases of multiple plant ownership) and airline executives would fly coach.