re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you were POTUS they’d bitch about your personal chef(s) plural to prepare your non-meateous sustenance, and the fact you required pastry chefs 24/7 for any time you had a hankering for cake or pie. And no matter how good a president you were, they’d complain about your peculiar dietary habits. Never once get credit for eating the salad, all the media would yap about was how much cake.