Wee-weed up! Ready to go beat Satan!

My favorite line from the narcissistic grifter:

they ran that tape over and over again in the Vice Presidential race trying to make me sound like a whacko

Uh, stupid bitch (it’s okay to call Sarah that), it was a Presidential race, not a Vice Presidential race. You didn’t actually have to compete, other than posing next to Joe Lieberman in matching two piece swimsuits, to get onto the ticket.