re: #601 Bourdain’s Breakfast

Most of the interesting conversations I had in college involved cock size, masturbation, and the particular odds of being caught with one’s pants down (see the above) by the Russians on a particular bluff in Scotland.

Can you elaborate sir?

You must have gone to a much less conventional school than I did..Most of my conversations were about Joseph Campbell and things like that…(I was an religion/anthropology major)