I know there are a bunch of Lizards who would tell me to get off their lawn, but this tweet makes me feel old.

my birthday is closer to the chernobyl disaster than it is to today ohb fucknking http://t.co/zUkVIETKaH @urgettinold pic.twitter.com/wncQ3hkda3

— s(pooky)am ?.?.:* (@SAMDIAMANDlS) October 11, 2014