re: #3 Great White Snark

Next up-FAA to put Pen Detectors at all airport gates…

Oh man, perfect timing. While looking at pigment liner pens on Amazon I ran across a “tactical pen.” I kid you not. The description nearly made me fall out of my chair LOL. Emphasis added; typos & weird capitalization left intact:

• Tactical Pen Self Defence Glass Window breaker, This product can save your life!
• Strong durable self defensive Tool quality Aviation steel inspires confidence in your time of need.
• Tactical Stealth Pen writes beautifully and is still practical for daily use.
• Click on pointed pen lid designed to stay in your hand under combat conditions.
• Black ink 0.5 Ballpoint Easy Universal Refill, This pen also comes with a 300D density Nylon pouch.

amzn.com

Maybe we can chip in and get D_F one for Christmas. Y’know in case someone tries to sneak up on him while he’s typing or filling out paperwork or something. He can go all ninja on them, “Stand back!! I’m a good guy with a pen and I’m not afraid to use it!”

Sorry Dark, but you’re the first person I thought of when I saw it and I couldn’t resist.