re: #56 freetoken

5. Most people don’t take it literally, just say they take it literally, and thus the question of whether it’s God’s word or not is kind of moot.

Jesus specifically “Give away all your shit to the poor” - not taken literally

a parable mentions bearing a sword - taken literally by owning tons of fucking guns

The Revelation of John of Patmos - taken “literally” in that the passage says the beast from the sea has seven heads, which “literally” means that Barack Obama is the Antichrist. Because REASONS.