re: #39 sagehen

But we actually do have pretty good relations with Nigeria; also, they’re an oil exporter. Let’s treat them as allies.

That of course, works off the assumption that Nigeria would care if we didn’t Mirandize their citizens. Hell, if the shoe bomber was arrested in Nigeria, his execution would be the next day.

But you’d be surprised how well immersed I am in Nigerian politics. A Nigerian prince recently emailed me offering me a large sum of cash to funnel money out of his country. I gave him me bank information, and now I’m just waiting for his reply!