re: #46 Obdicut

Funny moment at dinner the other day, when my brother revealed how often he’d actually been arrested. “Often” was his first description.

I got caught in College at Goat’s Rock on the Beach at 3am naked as a jaybird doing the wild thing with a girl by the beach patrol…The whole thing with the bright lights on you can be disconserting to say the least..
The first question they asked me was if I had any ID?
You mean like a effen birth mark or something?
Where are your clothes?
You know..I was just asking that very same question..
Turned out to be a long night