If Cheney drove a truckload of TNT through a daycare, not a damned thing would ever happen to him. It’s not in the cards. It never was in the cards. He has a better chance of being hit by a falling meteor.

Besides, with an election coming up, it’d just give the GOPs reason to play Victimized Patriots (as opposed to vanilla variety True Patriots). Sure, they’d love the hell out of that, but it serves no purpose.

I’d rather see Cheney become incontinent. That, and maybe find out his wife was banging the gardener.