re: #597 Jadespring

I just got Jehovah Witnessed!

I love when they come and I’m still in my PJs and stink because I haven’t showered yet.

Had this IM buddy a few years ago who came with an innovative solution to driving them off the porch. He doused himself with water, answered the front door dressed only in a towel and, in a very stereotypical gay accent, shouted something like, “Keep your pants on, Gary, I’ll be back in a minute!”