re: #597 Killgore Trout

Ugh, I kindly but boring neighbor has informed me of his intent to invite to a dinner party (with other kindly but boring neighbors). One of the main reasons I’m single is to avoid dinner parties. My friends know not to invite to these things. My desire to avoid a dinner party overwhelms my desire to avoid hurting people’s feelings. I suppose I’ll just tell him I have social phobias and I’m off my meds.

Just ask him, “There going to be any screwing? I love orgy parties!”

He might not ask again.