NO, I’m not.
I googled Mongolian Barbeque.
What’s the name of the place?
There’s a couple of dozen that I can think of.
The BEST one is in Southwest Houston, but damned if I can remember the name.
Near my house is the Mongolian Steak & Grill on FM1960. It’s good, but the other one is in Chinatown and is just less Westernized.