re: #60 Feline Fearless Leader

Holding down thin people and pouring chicken soup down their throats.
;)

“You. Yes you, you look thin. Why don’t you eat?? Here, have some chicken soup. NO, it’s not optional. And, you—such a pretty girl—why are you hiding behind your hair like that?? Move it out of your face or you’ll never find a husband. Speaking of husbands, my sister has a son who’s a…”

re: #62 PhillyPretzel

Julia Child School of Self-Defense uses this: [Link: www.amazon.com…]

LOL—deadly, yet stylish.