Stop worrying and think positive! Democrats have more money, more ground operations, the disastrous Dobbs decision, and… MORE FUCKING PEOPLE. It’s fucking scary out there, I get it. But I’m breathing much easier than in 2020. Democrats have the wind in the sails. Biden’s online campaign has already leaned heavily into calling his opponent a convicted felon.

I swear, how do you absolute Fuckface worrywarts sleep at night? It must suck thinking we’ll instantly be Nazi Germany after 5 November. This is no way to live.